I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
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- People: So you're willing to risk promising relationships and friendships just because someone is homophobic/transphobic/sexist/racist?
- Me: yes
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
“…Technically, yes.”
Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.
Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them.
The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”
The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”
The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.
The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish
witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there
- Yurio: Viktor Nikiforov is dead!
- Viktor: Yes, but Viktor Katsuki is alive and well, thank you very much.
My sexuality is the way Keith’s hair poofs out when his Marmora mask disappears in season 4
I once had a line of two customers when I was a cashier, and the first one was paying in dimes and quarters. Not a huge order, just $2.15.
Queue the second customer. She walks up and asks aggressively “Are you new here?”
I reply, taken aback “No ma'am. I’ve been here for about two years.”
“I thought you would have been faster by now,” she snaps back.
Well, I was already having an off-day, so I decided to get a little petty. She slides her card, and immediately I hit ‘Cancel’ on my register. She tries again. I hit ‘Cancel’ again. Slide. Cancel. Slide. Cancel.
By the fifth time, she’s turning her card over in her hand and asking “What the HELL is wrong with my card??”
I reach over, taking it from her hand and ask “Have you had this card a long time, ma'am?”
“Yeah, why?”
I slide the card through without any problem (obviously), and hand it back politely. “I thought you would have known how to slide it by now.”
Her face sunk, probably realizing but probably not. She left, and I proceeded to tell my manager out of guilt in case the woman complained, and my manager high-fives me but then tells me to NEVER do that again.
Truly inspirational.
Chaotic good
WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.
1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it”
2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog)
3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged.
4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged.
5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.
Boys cry. Boys are not weak for crying. Boys do not need to “suck it up” to prove their manliness. Crying is natural and everyone does it. Do not make boys feel weird about crying or make fun of them for it.
lance and hunk definitely faked a marriage proposal to get a free dessert at olive garden once